The first interview of Zlatan Abracadabramovich for Globala Kronoberg with Mathieu David.
Mathieu David is a French volunteer in Alvesta. After one year in Sweden, he will come back to France at the end of December. He is quite popular because he has an affair with the famous actress Jennifer Lawrence. (even if it is not official yet)
-Zlatan: Welcome ! So how do you feel ?
-Mathieu: Thank you. Well it was a great year. I was….
-Zlatan: No, I mean how do you feel to have an interview with me?
-Mathieu: Ho? heu… well it is very nice I guess.
-Zlatan: I know it is a great honor for you. I understand it is not easy to find
your words.
-Mathieu: hum hum. Sure.
-Zlatan: So did you like Sweden?
-Mathieu: Yes a lot. This year was amazing, I learn so much. Like for
exemple…
-Zlatan: I prefer Italy. Specially Milan. Paris is nice also. I spent four years in
Paris you know. Anyone will forget that. When I came I was a king and when I
left I was a legend !
-Mathieu: Yes I heard that but…
-Zlatan: Malmö is nice. This is where I come from. Everybody is speaking
about Stockholm but this is shit for me. Malmö should be the only city in
Sweden. They should change the name and give my name to the city. After
everything I did I have good hope.
-Mathieu: Ok, congratulation. But should we speak about my EVS project ? or
something?
-Zlatan: Yeah off course. Do you have any tattoos ?-Mathieu: What ? no I don’t.
-Zlatan: I just made another one. It is me on a cross. Like the Christ but with my
face. I will show it for my next goal with Manchester. I already bought a church
to my mother, but it is never enough to show my love to my mother. You know,
a mother is important.
-Mathieu: I agree, I did not see mine for almost one year. Even if I didn’t had
the sick home, I am quite happy to see my family again.
-Zlatan: Do you have a wife ? Because I am everything to my wife. I am her
world, her god. She cooks for me. I love her.
-Mathieu: I am happy for you. What is name ?
-Zlatan: Which one ? Zlatan does not have one wife. All the woman are Zlatan ́s
wife. Ha Ha no I am kidding.
-Mathieu: Ok that was funny.
-Zlatan: I know I am so funny.
(Little break because Zlatan phoned to the Queen of England and asked her to
prepare a little tea for the Globala Kronoberg team. Without sugar but with little
chocolates…)
-Zlatan: So what are your projects for after your EVS ?
-Mathieu: I have no idea !
-Zlatan: Do you recommend people to go to Sweden for an EVS? with the cold,
the darkness, without any football players in this country?
-Mathieu: Yes definitely. And I really hope I will come back soon.
-Zlatan: A last word ?
-Mathieu: Just Thank you to Globala Kronoberg and Alvesta Kommun to have
choosed me and…
-Zlatan: No a word for me.-Mathieu: Ok, all right. It was an interesting interview. Well done.
-Zlatan: I know, I am so good in everything. Thank you. God luck for your life.
And kiss Jennifer for me.
-Mathieu: I will, Thank you and good bye Sweden !
(PS: Mathieu is not weird or schizophrenic, he is just French. You know, French
people …)
Wednesday the 30 of November. 2016.
/Mathieu David, EVS-volunteer in Utställningshallen Alvesta